The next person to ask me to marry them is going to get chudo chopped. Not only has the idea of marriage been scaring me, but I’m so tired of idiots who think just because I share common interest with them that it’s something special. Yeah they’re being playful, but goddamn… the bar is set so low nowadays.
Please send me a fruit?
- Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
- Cherry - I love you.
- Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
- Blueberry - You’re amazing.
- Kiwi - You’re pretty
- Rasberry - You’re hot.
- Plum - I would fuck you.
- Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
- Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
- Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
- Orange - I want to get to know you.
- Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
- Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
- Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.