The next person to ask me to marry them is going to get chudo chopped. Not only has the idea of marriage been scaring me, but I’m so tired of idiots who think just because I share common interest with them that it’s something special. Yeah they’re being playful, but goddamn… the bar is set so low nowadays.

500daysofbased:

kingjaffejoffer:

Yesterday, a Detroit Lions player tore his ACL while celebrating a sack

lmao

tragic lmaoo

Lmao I felt so terrible for laughing during the game yesterday too.

(via hiphoplaboratory)

Please send me a fruit?

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: cute-story-bro, via dying-lotus)

lilmissndn:

theysaytheheartisresilient:

So I have been missing home a bit. 

I am having a movie marathon by myself with all these gems.

I wish I had my friends here with me all these friends up here are weird white people.

🙌🙌

(via worldyouvision)

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lilmissndn:

theysaytheheartisresilient:

So I have been missing home a bit. 

I am having a movie marathon by myself with all these gems.

I wish I had my friends here with me all these friends up here are weird white people.

🙌🙌

(via worldyouvision)

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tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

(Source: , via keepinitriel)

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tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

(Source: , via keepinitriel)